Jon and the pink awning that attracted him to this hotel in the first place.
This chair outside the hotel was regular-sized; I was just very tiny at that moment.
The constantly-changing light-up tic-tac-toe board in the lobby. I'm not sure why no one was playing.
The stunning carpet that lines the hallways. I'm not sure why no one was throwing up.
The leopard-print robes and undergarments in our hotel room closet. I'm not sure why no one was wearing these.
The surfer on our wall.
The Austin-Powers inspired curtain.
The Mini-Bar--featuring Pez!
The weird bulbous mirror--featuring idiots!
The bright red lampshade!And, finally, allow me to present the series of photographs that dot the corridors of the hotel--as interpreted by Jon & myself:
Goodbye, Hotel Helix!
